Wow it's almost 2014 already :P week 16

Wow it is pretty crazy how fast 2013 has flown by but I'm honestly super excited for 2014. If you didn't know already I got accepted into ISU and I am just so ecstatic about getting out of the town of Washburn and into the "Big City" of Bloomington to go off to college. But before any of that i still have to get through the rest of this year :P which I'm sure I can due thanks to all of my awesome teachers. I litterally have like the best schedule and classes that i could ever ask for all my teacher are fantastic. Even though I am happy to be finally getting out of here I know that i am going to miss it like crazy when I do finnally leave. But don't think that means i won't come back and visit everybody. Also...I can't forget to add this :D but It was a great year as well because I had my great and beautiful girlfriend with me the entire time. I love you Becca!

Don't Let Me Tell You About Snow! Week 15

You want ME to tell you about snow.  I don't think you want me to do that because, I fricking hate the snow. Gr it makes me so mad. The reasons for me hating the snow is this; 1. I'm always having to shovel it! do you know how cold it gets outside when there is snow. Yeah you do and its really cold. and every time I am forced to go out and scoop off our whole driveway and it is terrible. The second reason why I don't like the snow is because I hate driving in the snow. It might be fun to an extent when I mean to drift around and do some fish tailing but when I don't do it on purpose it gets annoying and scary. Other than that Im pretty lame I don't even like playing in the snow. That just doesn't sound fun to! go outside and get all cold and then snow goes down your back.....NOT FUN!

Aww why'd I do that! Week 14

If i could go back in time and re do one action in my life I would go back to Saturday of last week! That night me and my family had gone down to the Duck Inn for dinner. Which, let me tell you is pretty damn amazing and delicious!  But, anyway, We went down there to eat and who do I see there. None other than Cody Gray and his sister Erica. You might be thinking right now well, come on Alec what the heck would you have changed about that that sounds so cool. But the one thing that I would have changed would have to be my order that I got that night. I ordered hot wings and let me tell you I so wish I would have gotten a burger because hot wings don't taste very good coming back up! trust me!

Come Er Ya Lil Jive Turkey! Week 13

Mhhm I love food! especially good food. So if i was a turkey i probably wouldn't mind if people ate me. See picture it like this. What if we didn't have turkey! What the heck would we eat on Thanksgiving! HUH.....HUH! exactly probably nothing.  So if i was a turkey i wouldn't mind sacrificing myself for the benefit of the hungry people of America.  You know i might even start working out and eating a lot so that i would be nice, plump, juicy, turkey.  Yum all this talking about turkey is making me hungry. Curse you Mrs. Hudson. But I think I like Ham better than turkey. SHHh don't tell turkey that! H.A.M Hard as a MotherFu***a/ just to let them know who i am!

Like my Ipods Stuck on Replay Replay ayayaya! 12!@12!@

Honestly I am semi embarrassed to own the song "Thrift Shop" on my Ipod. Okay not honestly that horrid of a song but it gets annoying when they play that song on the radio like all of the time.  I first heard that song in the summer of 2013.  Joe Heins was over at my house and we were just searching the world wide web to find some awesome and or hilarious (mostly hilarious) videos on YouTube.  Then what pops up on the recommended for you section of the screen!? None other than Macklemores "Thrift Shop!" We fricking loved it to we sang it for probably 2 months strait.  When we first watched that video it only had 36,000 views....and now how many does it have! Well your asking the wrong person because I don't even know how many it has but i do know it is a lot.  Then it finally hit the radio and exploded.  It was really annoying though to because they played it non stop when to me it was already an old song. I just hate it when the radio gets a hold of a good song and they totally ruin it. GRRR. ;V

Tastes Like Chicken! Week 11

Why did the chicken cross the road? So of you might say, "Uh, to get to the other side Duughhh!" but this..is what really happened! On a sunny day in June, June 21st I believe, There was a tiny chicken who went my the name of Duddly. He was the runt of his chicken family and still had his baby feathers even though he was nearly a year old and all of his brothers and sisters made fun of him. It was very hot that day in the heat of the blazing Texas sun and Duddly didnt want to be in the coop, even though it was cooler, because all of his siblings would through poop on him. So he stayed outside in the blazing sun. He was out there all day and was dying of thirst but he just couldn't sum up the courage to go inside the coop. He layed there...and layed there until finally....A bright light appeared over his measly little head. He stared up at it dumbfoundly, And then it spoke to him. "Duddly, I must tell you something!" The ball of light slowly floated down till it was around eye level. "But first you must leave your family and come to join me." Duddly, not believing his eyes just stared, "Okay, I'll do it, he replied." "Come to me Duddly, Come to me!" So Duddly weakly clambered to his feet and started walking toward the light When all of a sudden.....A car ran him over and he died! The END@!@#&&^%$(*@)

Week 10. Time for a Halloween Party Fools :D!

The question of the week is what do all of the Goblins and Ghouls do during Halloween while we are all dressed up? And of course the answer to that question is...PARTY! beatchous!!!! So for Halloween all the ghost and zombies and things have an amazing dress up party. They all dress up like (human being of course) and go over to the Haunted House and have an awesome Monster Mash Ball?! They get super drunk and stuff and all have an amazing time.  They even have Pong and other contests like who has the best human costume! I have actually been to and witnessed this super fantabulous house party for myself and let me tell you it gets pretty crunked UP!

Week 9! My top ten favorite people!!!

Alright ladies and gents it's time for my top ten favorite people. Aren't you excited.
1. Matt Damon, #1 on my list because everyone knows that I have a huge man crush on him! OMG Matt you are a sexy beast and I am going to be just like you someday
2. Becca Bush, Sorry that you aren't my #1 babe but I just couldn't bring myself to put Matt in the #2 spot, I would have broken my heart. But I mean at least you are #2 so you can be proud of that :) Love you!
3. My Ma, Clearly My mom is my savior and buys me stuff so she had to be #3.
4. My Pa, My dad is #4 because he helped raise me and made me the man I am today, He also has thought me some important life lessons.
5. Miss Hudson, My second mom who has always encouraged me to do my best
6. Chief Keef, Uhh my BF duhhhh!!!!
7. Jordan, My other best friend obviously. And we make some pretty dank food together.
8. J Allen, Ohh J Allen so many things could be said about this guy but mainly he always put a smile on my face...could be considered my second best man crush HAHA
9. Johnnay, Just a funny Ginger whos always trusted em with everything
10. A Scott, #10 because we are both on lock down (you know what I mean A Scott!!) and we have some hilarious conversations.

And Finally
11. Mr. Fahs, Had to include Mr. Fahs because he didn't actually make my top ten list so I had to rub it in his face a little....#hastag.....Jealous much. #youbetternotmakemerunforthis

Week Six

To be honest I'm not really a huge Disney movie watcher or fan for that matter.  The only thing I know is that when I was really little I used to watch 101 Dalmatians all of the time.  But to be honest I only know this because I was told by my parents about it later on.  But I do somewhat remember the story so I guess I can sort of put it in Kuela Divil?? or however you spell it!! So about the only thing I can remember is that she wanted to kid nap the dogs and make like a fur coat out of them or something like that so I just imagine that she is a sick and demented fashion designer who like real fur! I know this isn't how you wanted this blog to be done but I just got nothing with Disney Movies sorry.

Week 8 "Come get your baby shoes HERE!"

"For sale: baby shoes, never worn!" was one of my garage sale signs that hung on the table full of miscellaneous goods.  There was actually a lot of baby clothes an little toys of which a child might like to play with scattered about.  Yet none of the garage salies knew that in fact i didn't even have a child, or even a niece for that matter.  I had set shot on my front lawn and knew that I would be getting a hefty amount of business on this sunday afternoon.  But again where are all the children an or how did I get  all these baby clothes.  What the buyers don't know wont hurt um. I thought to myself as a reminisced  of all the  times when I was digging the graves for the small children in my front yard...... :D isn't this a creepy and messed up story....You created this miss hudson!!!!!

Tis The Seventh New Moon

I have always, I mean always, wanted to live in the Middle Ages. I just feel like I would have been a fricking amazing and stunningly gorgeous knight in shinning armor.  I mean I can just see it now. Me...saving a Princes from her evil step sister or whatever.  My second time era that I wish I could have lived in would have to be like with the dinosaurs. To me it would just be amazing to see a giant T-Rex or something.  And also i think it would be pretty cool to like kill something with a long bow or spear!

Week 5 Dooodly Time O.o :D D';

I don't Doodle! It;s just not what I do. I don't know that i have ever really doodled.  I'm just not that creative of a person.  Way back when if I ever sat down with a pen and paper I could just never think of anything to jot down. But I do other things besides doodling.  For example, the other day we had a college representative come in to school and teach us about some college (I don't remember what one).  She handed out a 2 page pamphlet about the school.  I took this paper and instead of doodling on it or whatever i made a pretty sweet airplane out of it! Even though it didn't fly well it still looked cool. So instead of doodling I'm more of a "Creator"!!!!! Duhn Duhn...Duhhhhhhnnnn!

4. There is no "week" because time no longer exists. See what I did there :)!

OMG! If time didn't exist that would be friggin awesome.  For me anyways.  If you couldn't tell from my last two posts I'm a huge procrastinator.  So barely anything I do gets done on time anyways...Especially in English ;).  So for me it would be amazing if there was no time or deadlines on anything.  But as a whole, Our society would be crap. Like literally crap. I think if time didn't exist no one would do anything....ever. No one would care about what or when things got done or what time you had to be places.  But then again if time had never existed then what else would we know. We would hardly know anything about the world.  How would we know how old we are or how long the bananas you bought had been sitting out on the counter. o.O. Cray cray right. Just ponder that for a while.

Week 3. Ahhem Listen Up Ladies and Gents

What am I a professional at, well  you should already know if you read my last blog, procrastination. But since I already did a blog on that I will spare you the time to read something frivolous like that a second time. I would say that I am a professional gamer. I absolutely love to play video games its sort of a life long passion if you will. It doesn't matter what game it is or what I'm playing on, I am a beast.  I will destroy anyone out there i swear. My favorite game has to be League of Legends. It is a computer game, and yes i know it sounds gay but it is really fun.  The game is a tower defense game so you have to like protect your base and I will tell you again it is amazing. Just to let ya'll in on how much time i spend playing this game, each game takes at least 20 minutes to play, thats the minimum time the game lasts before you can surrender, but there is no time limit, so a lot of the games last way longer than that. The longest game that I have played was probably around 2 hours long. Considering that info i will let you know that i have consecutively won over 600 games of League, not considering games that i have lost.  So i have probably already spent a good portion of my life playing this game. God im such a nerd when i really think about it :P.

Week 2 and I'm Arguing with.....Myself!?!?

I suppose an argument or problem I have with myself is my procrastinating issue.  I have always been a procrastinator and honestly will always be a procrastinator.  I don't really know why I procrastinate but its just something I do. I only procrastinate on my homework and doing chores. But I mean I usually have plenty of time to do my homework and do my chores I just absolutely hate doing them so I put them off until the last minute then i am usually forced to it by my mother or my second mother, (Miss Hudson :P). Other people say that my procrastinating is a problem but honestly i have mixed feelings. It usually doesn't bother me that i procrastinate because its what i have always done and i am a professional at it.

Week 1! How..Is...School???? o.O

School so far is pretty gall damn awesome! Honestly I am glad to be back. I was getting pretty bored of summer to be honest. And now i get to see all of my friends and teachers. I have like all of my favorite teachers in class too, which is a definite plus.  And so far my classes have been pretty easy but I know they will eventually get more challenging.  I'm going to try and get all A's this year. Weird, I know right, I'm definitely not usually like this. But I do have a reason for this being that i want to raise my GPA up a little bit so it looks better on college applications.  I'm thinking i really want to try and get into Bradley or ISU! Maybe I set my college goals to high thought, idk.  I'm just really excited to kick so mega butt through my last year of high school.