Sunday, December 15, 2013

Wow it's almost 2014 already :P week 16

Wow it is pretty crazy how fast 2013 has flown by but I'm honestly super excited for 2014. If you didn't know already I got accepted into ISU and I am just so ecstatic about getting out of the town of Washburn and into the "Big City" of Bloomington to go off to college. But before any of that i still have to get through the rest of this year :P which I'm sure I can due thanks to all of my awesome teachers. I litterally have like the best schedule and classes that i could ever ask for all my teacher are fantastic. Even though I am happy to be finally getting out of here I know that i am going to miss it like crazy when I do finnally leave. But don't think that means i won't come back and visit everybody. Also...I can't forget to add this :D but It was a great year as well because I had my great and beautiful girlfriend with me the entire time. I love you Becca!

Don't Let Me Tell You About Snow! Week 15

You want ME to tell you about snow.  I don't think you want me to do that because, I fricking hate the snow. Gr it makes me so mad. The reasons for me hating the snow is this; 1. I'm always having to shovel it! do you know how cold it gets outside when there is snow. Yeah you do and its really cold. and every time I am forced to go out and scoop off our whole driveway and it is terrible. The second reason why I don't like the snow is because I hate driving in the snow. It might be fun to an extent when I mean to drift around and do some fish tailing but when I don't do it on purpose it gets annoying and scary. Other than that Im pretty lame I don't even like playing in the snow. That just doesn't sound fun to! go outside and get all cold and then snow goes down your back.....NOT FUN!

Aww why'd I do that! Week 14

If i could go back in time and re do one action in my life I would go back to Saturday of last week! That night me and my family had gone down to the Duck Inn for dinner. Which, let me tell you is pretty damn amazing and delicious!  But, anyway, We went down there to eat and who do I see there. None other than Cody Gray and his sister Erica. You might be thinking right now well, come on Alec what the heck would you have changed about that that sounds so cool. But the one thing that I would have changed would have to be my order that I got that night. I ordered hot wings and let me tell you I so wish I would have gotten a burger because hot wings don't taste very good coming back up! trust me!

Friday, December 13, 2013

Come Er Ya Lil Jive Turkey! Week 13

Mhhm I love food! especially good food. So if i was a turkey i probably wouldn't mind if people ate me. See picture it like this. What if we didn't have turkey! What the heck would we eat on Thanksgiving! HUH.....HUH! exactly probably nothing.  So if i was a turkey i wouldn't mind sacrificing myself for the benefit of the hungry people of America.  You know i might even start working out and eating a lot so that i would be nice, plump, juicy, turkey.  Yum all this talking about turkey is making me hungry. Curse you Mrs. Hudson. But I think I like Ham better than turkey. SHHh don't tell turkey that! H.A.M Hard as a MotherFu***a/ just to let them know who i am!

Like my Ipods Stuck on Replay Replay ayayaya! 12!@12!@

Honestly I am semi embarrassed to own the song "Thrift Shop" on my Ipod. Okay not honestly that horrid of a song but it gets annoying when they play that song on the radio like all of the time.  I first heard that song in the summer of 2013.  Joe Heins was over at my house and we were just searching the world wide web to find some awesome and or hilarious (mostly hilarious) videos on YouTube.  Then what pops up on the recommended for you section of the screen!? None other than Macklemores "Thrift Shop!" We fricking loved it to we sang it for probably 2 months strait.  When we first watched that video it only had 36,000 views....and now how many does it have! Well your asking the wrong person because I don't even know how many it has but i do know it is a lot.  Then it finally hit the radio and exploded.  It was really annoying though to because they played it non stop when to me it was already an old song. I just hate it when the radio gets a hold of a good song and they totally ruin it. GRRR. ;V

Friday, December 6, 2013

Tastes Like Chicken! Week 11

Why did the chicken cross the road? So of you might say, "Uh, to get to the other side Duughhh!" but this..is what really happened! On a sunny day in June, June 21st I believe, There was a tiny chicken who went my the name of Duddly. He was the runt of his chicken family and still had his baby feathers even though he was nearly a year old and all of his brothers and sisters made fun of him. It was very hot that day in the heat of the blazing Texas sun and Duddly didnt want to be in the coop, even though it was cooler, because all of his siblings would through poop on him. So he stayed outside in the blazing sun. He was out there all day and was dying of thirst but he just couldn't sum up the courage to go inside the coop. He layed there...and layed there until finally....A bright light appeared over his measly little head. He stared up at it dumbfoundly, And then it spoke to him. "Duddly, I must tell you something!" The ball of light slowly floated down till it was around eye level. "But first you must leave your family and come to join me." Duddly, not believing his eyes just stared, "Okay, I'll do it, he replied." "Come to me Duddly, Come to me!" So Duddly weakly clambered to his feet and started walking toward the light When all of a sudden.....A car ran him over and he died! The END@!@#&&^%$(*@)