Tastes Like Chicken! Week 11

Why did the chicken cross the road? So of you might say, "Uh, to get to the other side Duughhh!" but this..is what really happened! On a sunny day in June, June 21st I believe, There was a tiny chicken who went my the name of Duddly. He was the runt of his chicken family and still had his baby feathers even though he was nearly a year old and all of his brothers and sisters made fun of him. It was very hot that day in the heat of the blazing Texas sun and Duddly didnt want to be in the coop, even though it was cooler, because all of his siblings would through poop on him. So he stayed outside in the blazing sun. He was out there all day and was dying of thirst but he just couldn't sum up the courage to go inside the coop. He layed there...and layed there until finally....A bright light appeared over his measly little head. He stared up at it dumbfoundly, And then it spoke to him. "Duddly, I must tell you something!" The ball of light slowly floated down till it was around eye level. "But first you must leave your family and come to join me." Duddly, not believing his eyes just stared, "Okay, I'll do it, he replied." "Come to me Duddly, Come to me!" So Duddly weakly clambered to his feet and started walking toward the light When all of a sudden.....A car ran him over and he died! The END@!@#&&^%$(*@)